that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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