Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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