Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think pants incapable of making pants work
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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