you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
