these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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