maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
