i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Less talking, more tequila
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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