either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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