Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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