Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
