Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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