I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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