I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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