I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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