No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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