I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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