i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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