he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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