I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Who wears a wallet chain?!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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