I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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