we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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