smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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