The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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