Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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