Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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