but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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