I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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