If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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