went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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its like you know when i get waxed
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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