what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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