idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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