i think i have herpe
just one?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Randomize
