apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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