Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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