better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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