Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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