you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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