I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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