and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize