Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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