Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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