Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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