what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Slut skills are useful in every country.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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