Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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