She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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