I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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