I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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