I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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