Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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