You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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