its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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