Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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