i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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