It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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